Out of the Blue

Recent Out-of-the-blue-isms:

"Why are my eyebrows moving?"
"Why can't I squeeze my head?"
"When can I pick up a turtle?"
"Mommy, you don't look like Snow White." (Hey, kid, let me explain middle age, thyroid disease and marriage to you...)
"Mommy, if we get a dog, could we name it Tippy?"